I'm D, the anti-hero. The girl who i have loved with my dear life for the past 21 months is you. Now, let me get into Nick Hornby's "High Fidelity" mode and tell you about all the crushes and affairs I've had so far.
The first gal i fell for can be called ' A'. She was my age i.e. 4 at the time when i literally got the hots for her. I still didn't know that dicks were supposed to go up, pants were supposed to go down, undies were meant to be torn off, breasts were supposed to be fondled and sucked. I think you get a fair idea of what an ignoramus i was. The only thing I knew about "making love" was that you were supposed to kiss your loved one preferably on the nape of the neck I grew up watching Hindi movies in a time when the great Raj Kapur was bedridden. My "sexperiences" were to suffer a great deal due to his illness.
Now, A had a sister whom we'll call 'G'. These girls were good pals of my sister and I. We used to do all the idiotic things that seem such fun one is years old.
My parents are doctors. Back then we used to live in doctor's quarters which were separated from the hospital where they worked by this strip of land which was heavily forested on the right side and abutted by a small park and the parking lot of the hospital. It was the forest and watching a silly( but sexy) movie which lead me to my first sensual contact with a girl.
I was watching some really corny bullshit on television , a so-called horror movie where this asshole of an actor goes to the village which is afflicted by the presence of a specter, a ghostly spirit. He takes advantage of the situation by romping in a village belle ( epitome of the proverbial "thunder thigh") and takes her out to the forest, promising the villagers that the act of smooching the babe will cure them of all worries.
They i.e the bitch and the bastard land up in the forest where the inevitable happens. There is the noise of the shrieking beast like chalk being dragged slowly on a black board. The belle, dumb as she is ( I don't think she is acting. She really looks imbecile, a horny one at that), jumps in the arms of the dude and then as soon as the growls cease, their lips meet. There is hardly any day-light between them when fucking sunflowers fill the screen.
I turned off the idiot box . What I had just watched made no sense but still i felt guilty and ashamed. Then the shame soon gave way to dark thoughts and I went to A's home.
I explained to the sisters that the forests in front of our houses were haunted and if we did not do something, we could be in mortal danger.
The three of us went to the forest. I took them to one of the more secluded spots, some distance away from the hospital morgue. The location looked suitably morbid. I told the girls to raise their heads to the full extent so that their necks were exposed. They had to look towards the top of the trees and no matter what couldn't peer down. They obeyed me as I knew in the back of my dirty mind that they would.
I stepped closer to A and kissed her throat. However as I was no expert on kissing, I slobbered her , with my saliva running down her throat into the top of her frock. I ran up to her sister and did the same with her. I could hear A screaming in the background" Couldn't you do that without all this shit running down every fucking way"?( Actually she did not use the words shit and fuck as she was still very young to know them. But that is the gist of the conversation).
I told them that they had made a great sacrifice and they should be proud of themselves.This was my first and only menagrie -de- trois (kind-off). I soon fell head over heels for A.
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